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drowninginyoursmile:

heyfunniest:

Russell Brand telling Westboro Baptist what’s up.

I will reblog this until my fingers bleed.

(Source: grootoftheloom)


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spirkcantwerk:

This scene actually works better as stills

(Source: 90s90s90s)


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reallymadscientist:

mallotovcocktail:

once a month, my uterus has a liquidation sale and everything must go.

best prices in town. period.

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sarakobus:

Had this cutie at work tonight. He just learned how to pick up his ears 😍


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kasatania:

Literally every sex ed class I had.

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waywardandwanderlust:

heartsandmagic:

Cat doesn’t know what to do with the butterfly that flew on its paw.

I can’t breathe I’m laughing too hard





iwanttosingabouttragedy:

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jalexintheimpala:

god bless gordan ramsey 

Dude is only a dick to adults, awesome.

because, those adults should know what they’re doing, they’re cooks these are kids hes teaching to cook, therefore he is patient. 

gordon ramsey is one of my favorite people in the whole world ok

The only reason he gets so angry is because the people he’s yelling at claim to know what they are doing and are charging people accordingly. If you listen to why he’s actually angry more than half the time you’d realize you’d be furious too. This man is beyond patient and kind toward people in normal circumstances, but he is really serious about his profession and what should be demanded of it. He’s one of my favorite people too

I love the commentary as much as the posts themselves.

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hoynofollo:

Not today

The new Final Destination movie looks great

That old lady with the dumpsters is SO FUCKING RUSSIAN.

Oh dear god.

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silvermoon424:

but-what-if-i-want-wings:

A Dramatic Reading of Sandra Hill’s “Rough and Ready”

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I’M BRINGING THIS BACK BECAUSE I REDISCOVERED IT EARLIER AND I ALMOST HAD AN ANEURYSM FROM LAUGHING SO HARD

IF YOU CAN ONLY HEAR ONE THING FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE LISTEN TO THIS

(Source: breakingdads)

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